Joke SMS

Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath,
mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,
mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai......................... Mage karaththe :-)

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Dannawada man podi kale idan nilpaata,rathupaata,kahapaata,dampata,rosapata wage eka eka paatawal dekala thiyenawa,
mage yaluwange muhunuwala PEM PAATA dekala thiyenawa,
pansaledi PIN PAATA dakala tiyenawa,
eth me ha ha pura kiyala man oyata pin sidda wenna GON PAATA dekkamai... 

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Xqsmi...
Dear Oyage ID 1. 120 Bus eke vatila thibuna...
Balanna meka oyage ID 1da kiyala... 918420116 V
.(__),.___
 ",/"           );
        !!""""!!
oyaga neda? mama hithuwa hari.  

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S-M-S kiyana eke theruma dannawada?
S - Sinhayek send karana,
M - Mee Harakek kiyawana,
S - Small file 1k. Monawada balanne? Oya thamai dan Mee Haraka! Ikmanata katahari meka 4wrd karala Sinhayek wenna! (Matama ayeth ewana kena buruwa!)

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meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.
monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.
mage asawan,hangeem ?
baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.
ekath baha wage.
kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?
akuru 222 iwaRaine :-(

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaaaa...
Hithuvada kiss ekak kiyla?
Oya ipaduna gaman kegehuve mehemai.... Eka man oyta matak kale.

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Nikan inna eke nikan inne nathuwa nikan inna ayata nikan sms yawanakota
nikan inna aya nikan iddi awa kiyawala nikan innathuwa
nikan inna thawa 4-5 denekuta awa yawanawa.
Mama me nikan kiyanne,oya den nikan innawanam oya danna nikan inna ayata
me sms eka send karanna.barinam nikan inna......

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1:-Oya kamathi ilakkamak mataka tiya ganna.
2:- dan eka 5n wadi karanna
3:- e ena uththarayata 50k ekathu karnna
4:- e ena uththare 20n wadi karnna
5:- e uththarayata 1012k ekathu karnna.
6:- e apu uththarayen oyage upan warshaya adu karanna.
dan labumu uththare tiyena antima elakkam deka oyage wayasa.
Eta kalin tiyenne oya hitha gaththa ilakkama......

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Ewasana dana rupu yudayata jaya kodiya...
Meya kiw ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una kena langa kellan hatha ataya...
iwasapu nisa mama thawamath thanikadaya...

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sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda? 
Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota. 
Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota 
Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai. 
Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une?? 
Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!! 

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Teacher :- Lamai,me ahanna.api kiyala patan gaththoth mu kiyala iwara wenna oni.
ex-:api geetha gayamu siripaalata therunada?
Siripala-: ow teacher.
Teacher-:Kiyanna ehenam thawa udaaharanayak?
Siripala-:API KANA AMBA AY MECHCHARA AMU?
Teacher:- pala eliyata.

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